Greetings fellow citizens.
My name is Surface Earth.
I welcome you this evening to improve my life and my future income.
See, if you vote for me,
My ego will inflate,
My social circle will inflate,
And down the road,
I can make lots and lots of money from that,
Have friends in power to give me tax cuts,
So even though shopping for food, gas, homes may be difficult for you,
I will be in good stead.
And oh yeah?
“God bless America!”
Signing off, free mason sign discreetly at left side of video.